Shark Week

whitepajamas:

falulatonks:

J.D.: Just try and imagine what they’re going through. I mean, sometimes I think about what it’s gonna be like when you die.
Turk: Because you think I’m going first due to my diabetes.
J.D.: Right. And where do we meet up in Heaven?
Turk:At the milkshake pool on the lesbian cloud!
J.D.: I’ll see you there, playah! I love religion. The point is, Turk, if someone tried to pull the plug on you without being totally honest with me, you know where they’d end up?
Turk: In Hell, watching ‘The View’!
J.D.: Next to the super high, unreachable cupcake table.

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