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J.D.: Just try and imagine what they’re going through. I mean, sometimes I think about what it’s gonna be like when you die.
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Turk: Because you think I’m going first due to my diabetes.
J.D.: Right. And where do we meet up in Heaven?
Turk:At the milkshake pool on the lesbian cloud!
J.D.: I’ll see you there, playah! I love religion. The point is, Turk, if someone tried to pull the plug on you without being totally honest with me, you know where they’d end up?
Turk: In Hell, watching ‘The View’!
J.D.: Next to the super high, unreachable cupcake table.Posted on November 8, 2009 via it's a moo point. with 362 notes
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let me go first
dennis:i'm ready to show you my idea.mac:me too. alright let me go first.dennis:no, i'll tell you what. let me show you mine, and then you can go first.mac:then i'd be going second.dennis:yeah, great. ok now listen... -
tv’s the best dad there is. tv never came home drunk. tv never forgot me at the zoo. tv never insulted me, unless you count coprock.
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my name is jenny. clearly, i am a jew. i like funny. and funny that makes me think. so basically interesting but deep is cool too.
